sokopodo:

Fuck what you told me, 
it all leads to smoking 
alone in my room in the end.
(x)

sokopodo:

Fuck what you told me,

it all leads to smoking

alone in my room in the end.

(x)

spookyloop:

Frozen 2 by AskaTao
ineloquentformalities:

drabblemeister:

Finally finished my Carla-Jaeger-being-eaten-by-a-Titan cosplay gown!

Oh my fcking god

ineloquentformalities:

drabblemeister:

Finally finished my Carla-Jaeger-being-eaten-by-a-Titan cosplay gown!

Oh my fcking god

July  24 103165
I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. —THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via theflowershop)
July  24 206417
willowbambi:

I CANT HANDLE IT

willowbambi:

I CANT HANDLE IT

July  24 694

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

deadpxls:

Tetris Tribute by tiurinam

A beautiful digitally painted tribute to one of the most addictive games of all time: Tetris!

image

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

image

July  24 333457

diana-and-arabella:

bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.

bride:

groom:

waiter:

bridesmaid:

bride: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

ask-rainy-water-princess:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

OKAY FIRST OFF LET ME SAY SOMETHING
IN THIS COMIC ARE MAJOR SCREAMERS WITH HORRIFYING SOUND EFFECTS AND GIFS
IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY LOUD, HIGH PITCHED NOISES AND SCARY-FAST MOVING IMAGES OF A SCARY FIGURE CRAWLING TOWARDS YOU AND CRACKING THEIR HEAD I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK
PLEASE GIVE PEOPLE WARNINGS BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS O K A Y IT COULD GIVE PEOPLE MAJOR SEIZURES AND ATTACKS AS IT DID ME

ask-rainy-water-princess:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

OKAY FIRST OFF LET ME SAY SOMETHING

IN THIS COMIC ARE MAJOR SCREAMERS WITH HORRIFYING SOUND EFFECTS AND GIFS

IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY LOUD, HIGH PITCHED NOISES AND SCARY-FAST MOVING IMAGES OF A SCARY FIGURE CRAWLING TOWARDS YOU AND CRACKING THEIR HEAD I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK

PLEASE GIVE PEOPLE WARNINGS BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS O K A Y IT COULD GIVE PEOPLE MAJOR SEIZURES AND ATTACKS AS IT DID ME

July  24 198833